I can't help but feel a little bit offended when a lad reads this but doesn't send me anything. I mean, what's stopping you from sending me a message? Am I not that attractive for you? Or maybe you find me a bit intimidating or something.

Here are some things you absolutely need to know about me: 1. I hate spooning! I would rather have my asshole rimmed than to do such a mushy thing. 2. You can turn me on by wearing some suspenders. 3. I enjoy being starkers inside my flat. 4. Ana...

Been single for some time now and I think it's bloody time I do something about it. No more sitting around and feeling sorry for myself. I have a great personality and hung like a horse too. I can make you laugh during the day and moan all night long...

When I was younger, I used to be an outgoing and adventurous lass. Now that I am a bit older, I tend to be more reserved and timid. I guess being an adult made me into a more boring human being. I would like to find a man who can show me once again h...

The only reason why I am here is that I am bored and have nothing better to do. It would be bloody delightful if I am to find a man here who can brighten up my day with his words alone. I don't care much about looks, as long as you can make me laugh....