The only thing that I wish right now is to stumble upon someone who is willing to dirty chat with me all night long or until I am pleased enough to release my baby batter. It has been long since I became sexually pleased in bed so I hope to find that...

My biggest fantasy would be fucking on top of the dining table and having my arsehole filled with cream. Of course, there's a lot of foreplay first. And that involves messy blowjobs and handjobs just to see who is going to blow first.

Been single for some time now and I think it's bloody time I do something about it. No more sitting around and feeling sorry for myself. I have a great personality and hung like a horse too. I can make you laugh during the day and moan all night long...

I have tried a lot of positions already but my absolute favourite would have to be the spooning position. Hits deep when it comes to the strokes and angle, also, a bit of cuddling doesn't hurt anyone.

Not all girls like me are innocent and sweet, like they're made of sugar and everything nice. Some are made of cuss words, naughty imaginations, and a sultry body that look better starkers. I'd like to think that I am the latter.