It doesn't matter if I am the giver and receiver of anal play. As long as my partner knows what he is doing, I am happy to do anything. I can fuck your ass like how you fuck mine. Let us take turns pounding our cock into each other until we both cum ...

I can't help but feel a little bit offended when a lad reads this but doesn't send me anything. I mean, what's stopping you from sending me a message? Am I not that attractive for you? Or maybe you find me a bit intimidating or something.

Looking for someone who'll water my bumhole in the sexiest way. I haven't been jackhammered lately, so my bum is thirsty of your string of pearls. If you're free, please leave me a message that'll instantly make me wet. And I'll make sure to get back...

A sensible lass who appreciates a man for his mind, having a fit body is a bonus. What good is getting to know a bloke who I can't have a proper conversation with. Someone who is the perfect balance between clever and wicked .

Instead of looking for someone who’s all fur coat and no knickers, I suggest that you look for someone like me who looks good inside and out. Well, I may not have a fanny but at least, I do have an amazing asshole.