Very fond of socializing. I go to parties and clubs to meet new people. Learn about their life and preferences to see if we have anything in common. I always choose personality over a person's physical appearance.

Looking for someone who'll water my bumhole in the sexiest way. I haven't been jackhammered lately, so my bum is thirsty of your string of pearls. If you're free, please leave me a message that'll instantly make me wet. And I'll make sure to get back...

When a bloke asks me what I would like to drink in a club, I'd simply say: "I'll have a cocktail. Hold the tail." Yes, I'm a cheeky gal. If that's what you are looking for, then what are you waiting around for? Leave me a message, quick!

My sex pet peeves: too much talking, taking my clothes off by myself, the use of saliva as lube, the same position again and again. I could go on and on, but these are just some of the things that really irritate me while shagging.

Been single for some time now and I think it's bloody time I do something about it. No more sitting around and feeling sorry for myself. I have a great personality and hung like a horse too. I can make you laugh during the day and moan all night long...