Looking for a lad who can handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes, and my tendency to laugh at almost every single thing. I am a bit off my trolley, so only a capable man can handle all the crazy shit I am into.

Has it been a long time since you last experience a thrilling sensation that made you release loads of your cum? I want to tell you that your agony is about to end. Be with me, and you're life will never be boring again.

The best thing about me is my never-ending lust for a big cock. I have always been a big fan of lads who are packing a huge tool between their legs. If you are one of the few who has a cock reaching his legs, then you are definitely the man for me.

I can't help but feel a little bit offended when a lad reads this but doesn't send me anything. I mean, what's stopping you from sending me a message? Am I not that attractive for you? Or maybe you find me a bit intimidating or something.

I have dated a few times and tried to go long term, but most of them were not worth my time at all. Now, I decided that flings and short term arrangements are more my speed. Nothing beats fast and hard fucking with strangers in the dark.