Right now, I would give everything just to have a hard and erected knob inside my mouth. I have been wanting that for the longest time already to the point that I’m dreaming about it. Just so you know, I haven’t had a leg over for about five mont...

Instead of breaking my heart, why not break my asshole? You are more than welcome to fuck up my ass. Just make sure you will not also fuck up my life. I am a complete anal slut, so I would pretty much enjoy it if you ruin my bum.

I'm not ashamed to admit that my mind is filled with filthy thoughts day in, day out. If only you could see and hear my thoughts, you'd probably become randy right there and then. This is why, even at noon, I'm on the sofa wanking.

What you need to know about me is that I like pole dancing that is accompanied by strip teasing. Though it may not look like it, I am actually a really great pole dancer and not to brag but I have the ability to do some extreme pole dancing routine w...

My vulgar mouth has gotten me into a lot of sticky situations. Not that they were bad positions to be in-- quite the opposite actually. There was one time in a pub that I said something very inappropriate, and the bloke behind me laughed so hard he h...