What I am looking for is simple. I'm looking for a bloke to make the cold nights scorching hot. Make me writhe and beg for release. Someone who will give me the pleasure I have been seeking for so long.

Been single for some time now and I think it's bloody time I do something about it. No more sitting around and feeling sorry for myself. I have a great personality and hung like a horse too. I can make you laugh during the day and moan all night long...

I'm bloody thirsty for thick milk to be showered upon my face all the way down to my supple neck. I'd be stoked if we can make it happen the soonest possible time; otherwise, I'd definitely go wild craving for it.

The kind of foreplay that has my toes curling is when my partner takes time to worship not just my cock, but as well as my baps. Sucking, nipping, and pulling on my nipples as I'm being stroked just makes me go barmy with need.

I am the type of person who will laugh at the most inappropriate jokes or at the wrong time. Witty, always have a good quip at the tip of my tongue. Very sarcastic and have a flare for dramatics, I can be over the top at times. Does not shy away from...