As I was organizing my closet, I found the very first love letter I received from a boy. It's already yellowing at the edges and a bit fragile but it brought a smile nonetheless. Now, I am looking for a bloke who could make me smile and take care of ...

Basically, I’m a pretty lass with a huge knob. Yes, it might not look like it but I do have a throbbing giant under my pants. And if you would like to be the lucky lad who gets to please it and play with it, just send me a DM.

I am looking for a witty lad who would like to join me in my adventure. We can watch rubbish films and make fun of the boring plot and sloppy actors. If you like, we can also check out the local pubs and drink to our heart's content until we get comp...

Been single for some time now and I think it's bloody time I do something about it. No more sitting around and feeling sorry for myself. I have a great personality and hung like a horse too. I can make you laugh during the day and moan all night long...

While some women might leave you once you initiate to have sex with them, I do the opposite. I will cling to you like a wild octopus and will never let you go until we experience the most ecstatic kind of shagging.