A loving person but also straightforward, I will tell you exactly what I want and say 'please' after. Not the type of person who dilly dallies, why waste precious time when we could be having fun with our private bits?

Every lady has been dreaming of one day receiving a breathtaking sex adventure with the man they fancy. I won't deny and say that I've never fantasized about such thing. All my life, I've been visualizing a muscular man jackhammering me from behind.

One of the things that I have learned so far is that blokes are not capable of loving a lass like me. Well, I guess the main reason for that is I don’t have a fanny. Anyway, since I already accepted the fact that I won’t find someone who can love...

My sex pet peeves: too much talking, taking my clothes off by myself, the use of saliva as lube, the same position again and again. I could go on and on, but these are just some of the things that really irritate me while shagging.

One confident lass who doesn’t care about what others think about her. I don’t care if they judge me for having a John Thomas despite having a pair of thrupney bits. I also do not care if they think of me as a slag because of all the lads who I s...