I'm not the type who expects or demands too much from my partner during sex. All I want is that we're both satisfied once we both climax. Not also the type who tries to initiate, since most, if not all of my exes were a bunch of horndogs so they're t...

Looking for a partner who is open to competing with me. I want to find out who is better at shagging and granting the other person's wishes. But I kind of want to be the sore loser at the end of a rigorous session.

I get easily distracted by my naughty thoughts at random times. Maybe that's just how it is if you've been single for a few years now and haven't gotten a proper shag in months. Wishing someone would come along to end my misery.

Board games and puzzles are the things that can keep me busy when I am bored and have nothing to do. I always loved mind games. The harder it is for the puzzle to be solved, the happier I become once I finish it.

I'm not ashamed to admit that my mind is filled with filthy thoughts day in, day out. If only you could see and hear my thoughts, you'd probably become randy right there and then. This is why, even at noon, I'm on the sofa wanking.