I am a woman with dark humour. The only thing darker than the jokes I love is my soul. I make fun of things that most people would find offensive and disgusting. I take amusement in watching the suffering of others. Send me a cup of tea if you also t...

One thing that I despise is my tits being ignored when shagging. I want my nipples to be lapped at and tweaked into hard peaks. Bitten and covered in hickeys as a prick is being driven deep into my arsehole. Is that really too much to ask?

Here are some things you absolutely need to know about me: 1. I hate spooning! I would rather have my asshole rimmed than to do such a mushy thing. 2. You can turn me on by wearing some suspenders. 3. I enjoy being starkers inside my flat. 4. Ana...

I don't hide the fact that I love fucking. My collection of toys are on full display in my bedroom, within easy reach. I have a drawer full of lingeries and even a few costumes are prettily hung behind my door. I am just looking for a bloke to play g...

I am lustful for all the great things in the world. I want great food, great adventures and of course, great sex. Who wouldn’t want that? I’ve been single for some time now and I am really curious about my sexual boundaries. Is there anyone here ...