Exuberant and outgoing. I have a big personality that some might find intimidating or annoying but I never really cared. I am confident in my own skin even when in front of an audience. The world is my catwalk and I am going to strut my stuff!

Adventurous both inside and outside the bedroom. I won't complain if asked to bend over and lift my skirt up or pull my pants down in a dodgy alley. I am thrilled by the thought of getting caught or maybe being silently watched.

You'll be in for a surprise if you let me be part of your life. I can be the missing piece in the puzzle of your happiness. All you need to do is give this poor lady a chance, and you might become the happiest man alive.

Some blokes see and treat me like a real lady and as if I have a quim. And those kinds of blokes who I want to find here. I want those who would see me as someone special despite having a hard and fantastic knob in my body. If I get to be with those ...

I don't need a man who can help me solve all my problems. I need one who won't be part of the problem. My life is going fine and dandy at the moment. I am looking for someone who can add some extra spice to my rather bland life.