I have to say that I am content with my life overall. Not much to complain about aside from the lack of rigorous shagging on a nightly basis. I am good at entertaining and very thorough when it comes to attending to my lover's needs.

Middle finger to my bum, I just want to have a good day. I've been so lonely these days that even a glass of wine and good pornography cannot fix. Putting myself on here, in hopes of finding a bloke to fill up my holes.

Groaning and moaning are the only sounds that ring on my head. I like how they fill my bedroom because it intensifies my steamy imagination. I don't mind hearing myself getting crazy and desperate for someone's touch as long as I satisfy myself.

The only thing that I wish right now is to stumble upon someone who is willing to dirty chat with me all night long or until I am pleased enough to release my baby batter. It has been long since I became sexually pleased in bed so I hope to find that...

My two amazing holes are deeply aching for something beautiful that will give them chills to the bone. I'll give you a hint. That "something beautiful" must be unusual. If you've got a bright idea, send me a message right away.